The Family's Chaos Mechanic

Twelve people walk into a restaurant. Every single one of them kisses the Don's ring on the way in.

And Midnight Morretti, sitting at a table in a baseball cap and engine grease, is supposed to pick five of them to spend a weekend with.

There's a granddaughter who eats arancini barefoot and can afford to be honest. An Irish kid raised by the family who knows the runtime of "Bela Lugosi's Dead" and works with animals he won't describe. A law student with a jawline. A surgeon who compares engines to skeletons. And a waitress who wasn't in the binder at all.

The instructions say select five by midnight. They don't say five from the binder.

She's always made her best decisions off the menu.